shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Who died my cat blue again?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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