2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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