she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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