Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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