Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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