Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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