Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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