Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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