i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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