You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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