Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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