She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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