Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Me too!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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