So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
