I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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