Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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