lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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