Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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