How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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