Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he thought i was a dude.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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