haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
MIDGETS
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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