I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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