I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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