why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Boobs are out for the taking
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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