Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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