when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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