He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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