I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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