if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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