She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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