so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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