if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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