Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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