So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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