He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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