the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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