no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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