dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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