i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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