Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
false alarm, still single
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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