we're blogging at a bar
never play flip cup with pint glasses
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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