Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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