But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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