I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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