I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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