I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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