i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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