He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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