my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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