You were right. It hurts to walk today.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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