Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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