I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
