what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize