we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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