So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
How external is "for external use only"?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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